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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 24, 2007 11:12:04 GMT -5
Venom, I grant you the power to always get only the last number of your lottery ticket wrong. All the others are right.
My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees The ability to wake up four minutes before my alarm goes off The power to make people imagine giving me "high-five" A spell to turn people into sheep for 20 second periods When I step through a revolving door, I see 4 seconds into the past I can turn bed sheets into dance pads The power to turn useful pills into tictacs by eating them The power to BS a paper but only get a C on it I can only talk to store managers when they're not looking I inspire blind people to have confidence in their driving ability I can turn Mac OS into Windows, but not back again Every time I play a cassette tape, it plays the wrong side I can morph into a debit card at will I can raise Lego men into zombies that can go about their own will I can adjust the color levels of the monitor of the person I'm talking to.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 24, 2007 15:11:46 GMT -5
Pipe Organ, I grant you the power of the WERE-MOOSE! On every new moon, you turn into an 11-pound chibi moose and try to make weiner dogs do your bidding.
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself. Giving people "Easter Island Heads" when I don't want to listen to them anymore Spontaneously uttering a foreign word after every 34 English words Turning bedroom slippers into stilletto heels by putting them on Reading pet's minds when they are engaged in a rather disgusting activity. Instantly melting ice cream Making Nightwish play in any elevator I enter Putting holes into people's socks at will. Making anyone passing by me think about Homer Simpson SPOOOOOOON GUUUUUAAAAAARD Impressing anyone with my DDR powers Printing documents in any language but English Writing horrible fanficition every time I need to write a paper
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 24, 2007 15:45:46 GMT -5
Now I'll never win!
Poofiemus, ...drum roll please... I give you the power to use the wrong punctuation for every sentence you write.
My Powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics. Power of turning empty pizza boxes into burnt toast. Seeing purple turtles playing shuffleboard when I sneeze. Every other sketch I do randomly comes out as a nude, no matter what I was doing. Power to instantly crush a beverage can as soon as I take the last sip. Unconciously changing the contents of my computer screen to porn whenever my boss/parents walk in. Power to turn my fingers into cacti for one-minute periods of time. I shatter a CD whenever I pull it out of the case. D'oh! Power to turn chocolate pudding into Tapioca pudding I can make people see what I subconsciously visualise when I listen to music, but when it's not disturbing. Whenever I make a purchase less than fifty cents, I can magically pull out exact change. I turn fanfiction into crunchy crackers, with the crackers having the qualities of the fanfiction. Power to make dogs imagine they're having their bellies rubbed. Can fwap anybody whose subject line begins with "Re:". My lottery tickets always have the last number wrong, but the others are all right.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 24, 2007 18:46:32 GMT -5
NNnnooooooooooooooooooooo~*(*&%^*% You^re evil_I tell you` EVIL@
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself. Giving people "Easter Island Heads" when I don't want to listen to them anymore Spontaneously uttering a foreign word after every 34 English words Turning bedroom slippers into stilletto heels by putting them on Reading pet's minds when they are engaged in a rather disgusting activity. Instantly melting ice cream Making Nightwish play in any elevator I enter Putting holes into people's socks at will. Making anyone passing by me think about Homer Simpson SPOOOOOOON GUUUUUAAAAAARD Impressing anyone with my DDR powers Printing documents in any language but English Writing horrible fanficition every time I need to write a paper Using the wrong punctuation with every sentence I write
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 24, 2007 19:01:17 GMT -5
Poofie, I grant you the power to spontaneously become fourteen feet tall every eight hours.
My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees The ability to wake up four minutes before my alarm goes off The power to make people imagine giving me "high-five" A spell to turn people into sheep for 20 second periods When I step through a revolving door, I see 4 seconds into the past I can turn bed sheets into dance pads The power to turn useful pills into tictacs by eating them The power to BS a paper but only get a C on it I can only talk to store managers when they're not looking I inspire blind people to have confidence in their driving ability I can turn Mac OS into Windows, but not back again Every time I play a cassette tape, it plays the wrong side I can morph into a debit card at will I can raise Lego men into zombies that can go about their own will I can adjust the color levels of the monitor of the person I'm talking to. The power of WERE-MOOSE (Chibi Style)
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 24, 2007 19:45:23 GMT -5
Yes, I am offically evil! Now I get to have the "offically evil" business card. And you forgot my useless power Edit: D'OH! And talking about forgetting powers, I forgot Pipe Organ Wolf's! *slaps head* Wolf, the power to talk to plants is yours!! (Captain Planet music) My powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics. Power of turning empty pizza boxes into burnt toast. Seeing purple turtles playing shuffleboard when I sneeze. Every other sketch I do randomly comes out as a nude, no matter what I was doing. Power to instantly crush a beverage can as soon as I take the last sip. Unconciously changing the contents of my computer screen to porn whenever my boss/parents walk in. Power to turn my fingers into cacti for one-minute periods of time. I shatter a CD whenever I pull it out of the case. D'oh! Power to turn chocolate pudding into Tapioca pudding I can make people see what I subconsciously visualise when I listen to music, but when it's not disturbing. Whenever I make a purchase less than fifty cents, I can magically pull out exact change. I turn fanfiction into crunchy crackers, with the crackers having the qualities of the fanfiction. Power to make dogs imagine they're having their bellies rubbed. Can fwap anybody whose subject line begins with "Re:". My lottery tickets always have the last number wrong, but the others are all right.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 24, 2007 20:47:23 GMT -5
I'll give you two powers, Venom!
1.: You can now draw perfect humans with the mouse, but they're all naked. 2.: Every time you dial a phone, you hit two numbers at once.
My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees The ability to wake up four minutes before my alarm goes off The power to make people imagine giving me "high-five" A spell to turn people into sheep for 20 second periods When I step through a revolving door, I see 4 seconds into the past I can turn bed sheets into dance pads The power to turn useful pills into tictacs by eating them The power to BS a paper but only get a C on it I can only talk to store managers when they're not looking I inspire blind people to have confidence in their driving ability I can turn Mac OS into Windows, but not back again Every time I play a cassette tape, it plays the wrong side I can morph into a debit card at will I can raise Lego men into zombies that can go about their own will I can adjust the color levels of the monitor of the person I'm talking to. The power of WERE-MOOSE (Chibi Style) The power to talk to plants
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 24, 2007 21:49:03 GMT -5
That's double the power right there.
Wolf, I grant you the ability to brush your teeth as fast as The Flash could do it.
My powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics. Power of turning empty pizza boxes into burnt toast. Seeing purple turtles playing shuffleboard when I sneeze. Every other sketch I do randomly comes out as a nude, no matter what I was doing. Power to instantly crush a beverage can as soon as I take the last sip. Unconciously changing the contents of my computer screen to porn whenever my boss/parents walk in. Power to turn my fingers into cacti for one-minute periods of time. I shatter a CD whenever I pull it out of the case. D'oh! Power to turn chocolate pudding into Tapioca pudding I can make people see what I subconsciously visualise when I listen to music, but when it's not disturbing. Whenever I make a purchase less than fifty cents, I can magically pull out exact change. I turn fanfiction into crunchy crackers, with the crackers having the qualities of the fanfiction. Power to make dogs imagine they're having their bellies rubbed. Can fwap anybody whose subject line begins with "Re:". My lottery tickets always have the last number wrong, but the others are all right. I can draw perfect humans with a computer mouse now, but they will all end up naked. When dialing a phone, everytime I try to hit a number I always hit two at once.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 24, 2007 22:32:51 GMT -5
Venom, I grant you the power to emerge randomly from people's televisions.
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself. Giving people "Easter Island Heads" when I don't want to listen to them anymore Spontaneously uttering a foreign word after every 34 English words Turning bedroom slippers into stilletto heels by putting them on Reading pet's minds when they are engaged in a rather disgusting activity. Instantly melting ice cream Making Nightwish play in any elevator I enter Putting holes into people's socks at will. Making anyone passing by me think about Homer Simpson SPOOOOOOON GUUUUUAAAAAARD Impressing anyone with my DDR powers Printing documents in any language but English Writing horrible fanficition every time I need to write a paper Using the wrong punctuation with every sentence I write Spontaneously becoming 14 feet tall every 8 hours
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Post by Bryce Mataya on Apr 25, 2007 0:45:59 GMT -5
I grant poofie -- deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, -- Damn it.
My Powers: - Spin at a rate of 100 revolutions per minute, while balanced on my head. - Involuntarily recite random lines of the Declaration of Independence while talking.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 25, 2007 2:49:07 GMT -5
So basically I can only use my powers if I fuel them by asking you guys?
Bryce, I grant you the power to conjure high-cholesterol foods between midnight and 3 AM.
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself. Giving people "Easter Island Heads" when I don't want to listen to them anymore Spontaneously uttering a foreign word after every 34 English words Turning bedroom slippers into stilletto heels by putting them on Reading pet's minds when they are engaged in a rather disgusting activity. Instantly melting ice cream Making Nightwish play in any elevator I enter Putting holes into people's socks at will. Making anyone passing by me think about Homer Simpson SPOOOOOOON GUUUUUAAAAAARD Impressing anyone with my DDR powers Printing documents in any language but English Writing horrible fanficition every time I need to write a paper Using the wrong punctuation with every sentence I write Spontaneously becoming 14 feet tall every 8 hours Deriving my just powers from the consent of the governed
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 25, 2007 8:18:52 GMT -5
Poofie, I grant you the power to turn invisible when you want, however, only when no one is around to see you anyway.
My powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics. Power of turning empty pizza boxes into burnt toast. Seeing purple turtles playing shuffleboard when I sneeze. Every other sketch I do randomly comes out as a nude, no matter what I was doing. Power to instantly crush a beverage can as soon as I take the last sip. Unconciously changing the contents of my computer screen to porn whenever my boss/parents walk in. Power to turn my fingers into cacti for one-minute periods of time. I shatter a CD whenever I pull it out of the case. D'oh! Power to turn chocolate pudding into Tapioca pudding I can make people see what I subconsciously visualise when I listen to music, but when it's not disturbing. Whenever I make a purchase less than fifty cents, I can magically pull out exact change. I turn fanfiction into crunchy crackers, with the crackers having the qualities of the fanfiction. Power to make dogs imagine they're having their bellies rubbed. Can fwap anybody whose subject line begins with "Re:". My lottery tickets always have the last number wrong, but the others are all right. I can draw perfect humans with a computer mouse now, but they will all end up naked. When dialing a phone, everytime I try to hit a number I always hit two at once. To emerge randomly from people's televisions.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 25, 2007 16:59:32 GMT -5
Kind of the tree in the forest principle.
Venom, I bestow upon you the skill to take the sweeteners out of sweetened tea, which shall then motivate me to put you in my employ, as I hate sweetened teas.
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself. Giving people "Easter Island Heads" when I don't want to listen to them anymore Spontaneously uttering a foreign word after every 34 English words Turning bedroom slippers into stilletto heels by putting them on Reading pet's minds when they are engaged in a rather disgusting activity. Instantly melting ice cream Making Nightwish play in any elevator I enter Putting holes into people's socks at will. Making anyone passing by me think about Homer Simpson SPOOOOOOON GUUUUUAAAAAARD Impressing anyone with my DDR powers Printing documents in any language but English Writing horrible fanficition every time I need to write a paper Using the wrong punctuation with every sentence I write Spontaneously becoming 14 feet tall every 8 hours Deriving my just powers from the consent of the governed The power to turn invisible when no one is looking
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 25, 2007 19:35:12 GMT -5
Poofie, I grant you the power to turn dog hair (the stuff that's been shedded and is in your carpet) into lima beans.
My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees The ability to wake up four minutes before my alarm goes off The power to make people imagine giving me "high-five" A spell to turn people into sheep for 20 second periods When I step through a revolving door, I see 4 seconds into the past I can turn bed sheets into dance pads The power to turn useful pills into tictacs by eating them The power to BS a paper but only get a C on it I can only talk to store managers when they're not looking I inspire blind people to have confidence in their driving ability I can turn Mac OS into Windows, but not back again Every time I play a cassette tape, it plays the wrong side I can morph into a debit card at will I can raise Lego men into zombies that can go about their own will I can adjust the color levels of the monitor of the person I'm talking to. The power of WERE-MOOSE (Chibi Style) The power to talk to plants I can brush my teeth as fast as the Flash
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 25, 2007 21:43:18 GMT -5
Wolf, your new power is: the ability to "zap" anyone's tie you see into a brand new color.
My powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics. Power of turning empty pizza boxes into burnt toast. Seeing purple turtles playing shuffleboard when I sneeze. Every other sketch I do randomly comes out as a nude, no matter what I was doing. Power to instantly crush a beverage can as soon as I take the last sip. Unconciously changing the contents of my computer screen to porn whenever my boss/parents walk in. Power to turn my fingers into cacti for one-minute periods of time. I shatter a CD whenever I pull it out of the case. D'oh! Power to turn chocolate pudding into Tapioca pudding I can make people see what I subconsciously visualise when I listen to music, but when it's not disturbing. Whenever I make a purchase less than fifty cents, I can magically pull out exact change. I turn fanfiction into crunchy crackers, with the crackers having the qualities of the fanfiction. Power to make dogs imagine they're having their bellies rubbed. Can fwap anybody whose subject line begins with "Re:". My lottery tickets always have the last number wrong, but the others are all right. I can draw perfect humans with a computer mouse now, but they will all end up naked. When dialing a phone, everytime I try to hit a number I always hit two at once. Power to emerge randomly from people's televisions. I can remove all the sweeteners from a sweetened tea.
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