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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 19, 2007 14:27:56 GMT -5
I borrowed this idea from Christpher Moore's forums. Here we shall assemble a formidable collection of things that would be improved by zombies!
For instance, as much as I love it, FMA is begging for zombification! Just imagine when Ed and Al try to bring their mother back to life...
"Mom?" "....Braaaaiiiiins..." "Mom!?" "First we feast, then Ikea." "O.O;;;"
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 19, 2007 22:02:30 GMT -5
Great idea! Because if there's anything the world needs it's zombified-things, and I would totally vote for that.
I believe telemarketing would be improved by zombies. I would be much more inclined to buy 40 years of earthquake insurance if a zombie sold it! I would do it just for that reason.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 20, 2007 2:05:34 GMT -5
I was about to say that telemarketing has already been infested by zombies, but you make a compelling argument to the contrary.
World of Warcraft, while it technically has playable zombies in the Undead race, would benefit from more zombies. This would be easy to achieve: Make ALL races undead! Undead Night Elves, undead Blood elves, undead draenei, undead tauren...Can you imagine how awesome that would be? Aaaaw, maaan, I would be even more addicted to it that way.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 20, 2007 8:39:09 GMT -5
I think art critics would be better if they were zombies. They never say anything useful anyway, if they were zombified, at least they'd be worth some entertainment value.
A zombie is shambling through the Museum of Modern art. It stops in front of the latest "fecal portriture" by some idiot artist who's protesting something they don't even understand. The artist is standing nearby, waiting for critics to worship his "new and innovative" way of thinking. The zombie mumbles "brains... brains..." and eats the brain of said idiot artist.
Now that would solve several problems with the world.
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 20, 2007 13:29:35 GMT -5
Zombie teachers. Okay not an improvement. But if all they said was "ughhhh" then NO HOMEWORK MAN. The bad outweighs the good five hundred to one but that'd be still cool. "Fecal portriture" Doesn't sound great to me.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 20, 2007 13:56:18 GMT -5
You know that trash where some "artist" has something to say against something, so they "paint" a picture with their biological by-products? Sick shit, literally. And critics just adore it. Radio Shack would be better if run by zombies. The zombies probably know more than their current employess, and they could zombify the really annoying customers.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 20, 2007 14:24:31 GMT -5
XD! I love this thread, I really do.
On the Chris Moore forums someone brought up Congress and the DMV, but the next poster pointed out that those have already been infested with zombies.
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Post by madsniper on Apr 20, 2007 14:25:39 GMT -5
Guh, so true about the critics, Pipey. And you"ll also find, that if the "innovative" artist has gone to an art academy, the critics will lap up any swill the artist is inclined to dish out. A bad abstract by an art student is considered real, brilliant art, but the same abstract by say, a stay-at-home mom, is a finger-painting. XP Anyway.
Soap operas. Soap operas would totally be improved with zombification. "Oh Derek, how could you sleep with my sister when you know she's possessed by the spirit of my dead boyfriend!" "GRAAUGHHUH!!"
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 20, 2007 14:52:10 GMT -5
That would be the best soap opera EVER! I would totally watch that. XD
All Superhero movies would be greatly improved by zombification.
"Oh, Superman, thank you for saving my son from getting hit by a car that he leapt in front of!" "....Braaaaaaiiiins..." "AAAAAAGH!"
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 20, 2007 15:44:19 GMT -5
*laugh* That is so true.
And you know what else we need? Zombie Chauffers! They're perfect! Being undead, they never get tired, and they could never get killed in auto wrecks!
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 20, 2007 15:47:38 GMT -5
Brilliant!
There is one thing that I know cannot be improved by zombies, and that is sex. Just think about it for a moment.
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Post by madsniper on Apr 20, 2007 15:54:27 GMT -5
But I don't wanna think about it!! D:
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 20, 2007 15:57:28 GMT -5
Ewww. Just thinking of all the zombie movies I've seen with random body parts falling off. Ewww.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 20, 2007 16:03:16 GMT -5
Yeah...Sex would actually be diminished by zombies. ^^;
But forums would be improved.
*eats Pipe Organ Wolf's brains*
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 20, 2007 16:05:18 GMT -5
Ghaahhhh... Blarghhh.... Uhhnnnn..... *drools as left ear falls off*
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