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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 20, 2007 16:10:44 GMT -5
*starts scanning around for the next victim*
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 21, 2007 0:05:52 GMT -5
Another improvement of zombies would be criminals. As soon as they commit a crime they'd turn into one making them very easy to catch.
I wish I was a zombie starfish, I could regenerate twice as fast!
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 21, 2007 8:50:03 GMT -5
Ugnnnnhnhn. Brainnnnsssss. *shambles over to Venom, drooling* Musssttt eattt Brainnnssss....
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 21, 2007 9:10:57 GMT -5
You don't want my brains, my head is filled with saw dust and pineapple seeds.
I'm going to start running away regardless. *runs to find chainsaw*
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 22, 2007 2:29:43 GMT -5
Nooo! NO DESTROYING THE UNDEAD HORDE!
*latches on to Venom before he can destroy Pipe Organ, and just sort of dangles off his head*
The Honors Symposium I had to go to today could have used some zombie action. It was rather dull, and some good brain eating would have helped enourmously.
"Uuuh, and that's my paper." "I have a question regarding--" *Chomp* *gurgle* Both: "Braaaaaiiiins..."
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 22, 2007 4:59:22 GMT -5
You can't stop me, I am... Buffy the zombie slayer.
I wish I could do that at extremely boring times too. Like when I'm in a waiting room in a small doctor's office, where I'll be likely sitting there for an hour or two. I would just turn everyone (always a bunch of old people) into zombies and watch them bump into things.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 22, 2007 9:48:42 GMT -5
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 22, 2007 13:17:44 GMT -5
I love the waiting room idea. It's so true.
And Pipe Organ, that thing is just creepy. Just creepy. Though I think you're right about the poachers...
I need to find a way to get zombies into my webcomic. It is sorely in need of some zombie action.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 22, 2007 16:01:49 GMT -5
It's amazing what one can find on DA.
I think the rodeo would be improved by zombie bulls. I hate seeing those poor bulls going nuts. If they were sombified, they could throw the cowboys, then eat their brains.
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 22, 2007 16:26:08 GMT -5
You're right about that. Just make a game of the deviantArt search engine like you would the Google search engine. If anything could be improved by zombies, it would be halloween. Real zombies, and no one would notice. Okay lie. Everyone would notice, halloween costumes never look good enough to resemble anything more than bright plastic cartoon prints, but given that it's halloween there'd be the slight chance they'd let it slide as "professional". If they were really around then it would confuse everyone.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 22, 2007 17:35:33 GMT -5
I think funerals would be improved by zombies. I had one yesterday, I've got another tomorrow, and a third on Wednesday. Rather than hear the same rambling remembrances, we could get it over with a few grunts and "Braaiiinssss." We'd be out in under thirty minutes. No more of this two-hour yawnfest.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 22, 2007 19:30:55 GMT -5
Awesome! I've got to add the funeral thing to the Chris Moore version of this thread; amazingly, no one added it! @_@
Feminist analyses of films would be improved by zombies. The already are repeating each other; the cries for brains would be a great improvement, as it would at least introduce somethign NEW. >.<
"In conclusion, the oversexualized action heroine is in fact enforcing existing gender stereotypes, and wants to eat your braaaaiiiins."
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 22, 2007 21:33:35 GMT -5
My boss would soooo be improved by being zombified. It's 10.30 p.m., I've just gotten home from being at some friends, and he calls my house! I didn't pick up, cause I rarely answer the phone. Caller ID is a luxury I can't afford. He's got instructions for a 10.00 A.M. funeral I'm supposed to play at. He's been horrible like this all month! At least if he was bitching for brains, I'd be able to give him what he wants!
I love the idea of Zombie Feminist Film Analysts! Great idea!
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 23, 2007 0:15:37 GMT -5
Sounds like he totally needs to be zombified. I mean, sure, funerals kind of creep up fast, but JEEZ! Shouldn't you get a couple days notice, at least?
And yes, the feminist film anylists NEED to be zombified. I've gone and OD'd on it all for a research paper on action heroines and just about lost it.
In fact, research papers would be better if the writers could be zombies. Then, if someone didn't agree with your statement, you just eat their brains and they don't care enough anymore to be critical of your paper.
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 23, 2007 10:17:11 GMT -5
Bah critics... there will always be a little biasty in everything, you can't help but have an opinion about everything, so it's always going to seem tipped, they're fired. *points Donald Trump style* You're fired!
Another zombie improvement I think would be plastic soldiers. Just set them all on a table and watch them. How entertaining! And a great way to make a movie.
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