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Post by Venomeye on Apr 24, 2007 23:07:26 GMT -5
All teachers should eat our brains, for a reason I can't think of.
I am having a hard time thinking of any new zombie improvements, they're just not coming to me. Zombie guns? I don't know but I'm sure they'd fire on their own when people got near them.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 25, 2007 2:52:09 GMT -5
Yeah, it's taking me some efforts to come up with more zombie-improved goods.
My communications class would be improved by zombies. The students would certainly be more animate if they had to avoid getting their brains eaten. Better yet, the zombies are a teaching tool--if you don't speak up at all during class, a zombie intercepts you at the door and eats your brains.
"Okay, all of you who have participated, please exit through that door. Everyone else out the other door."
Students who participated: "YAY!"
Students who didn't participate: "BLyeeeaAARggghGHG."
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 25, 2007 8:56:19 GMT -5
That's a good idea. It would really get all the students to do what they're supposed to be doing in school without much of a problem.
"Hey students, I suggest following directions... you know *teacher points at the "door"*."
There wouldn't be a slacker in the district.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 25, 2007 9:50:05 GMT -5
Backing up to the funeral idea, today's funeral was for a retired mortician. The priest actually said in the eulogy "There would be a lot more people here today if the ones Bob buried could be here." I about died trying not to laugh out loud.  |
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 25, 2007 16:57:36 GMT -5
What an entertaining idiot! Maybe I should make a request in my will that that guy speak at my funeral; that's PRICELESS! And yes, that was totally begging for zombies. To quote the zombie Bess Leander in The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror: "I'm looking for something light. Mavis Sand maybe. That woman can't have enough brains to spread on a cracker." Just substitute this priest for Mavis, and you've got it set.  |
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 25, 2007 17:13:40 GMT -5
Yeah, he's an idiot, alright. If you really want him to do your funeral, you'd better hurry up. He's from a family that doesn't often see seventy, and he's nearly there. Oh, and I strongly suspect he's developing Alzheimer's or senility or something.  |
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 25, 2007 17:27:06 GMT -5
Okay then. I'll just hire someone to imitate him instead! *bricked*
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 25, 2007 19:33:28 GMT -5
I'll have to remember that "not enough brains to spread on a cracker."
*begins to wonder what brains on a cracker would look like.*
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 25, 2007 21:46:48 GMT -5
It would probably look (pretending I'm color blind to the point of grayscale) gray on gray.
If plants were zombies then they would be able to regenerate and grow at a faster rate! Not to mention look diseased and decayed for coolness effect. And since Wolf can talk to plants, she can hear them say "ugghhh" and "braiiiiiiins".
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 25, 2007 23:01:49 GMT -5
XDDD Nice one.
Most literature would be improved by zombies. Crime and Punishment in particular could use them--the women the protagonist kills in the begining come back to life to eat his brains, thus abbreviating his emo period!
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 25, 2007 23:20:44 GMT -5
Has anyone seen the episode of the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy where they go to Mars and are fighting Martian zombies? I was watchign it while reading the new posts on this thread!
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 26, 2007 9:44:14 GMT -5
I think I need to be a zombie right now, I'm going to be watching the woot.com woot-off all day just to finally end up not buying anything.
Hmmm strange coinsidence... and I have never seen that episode, not even the show. Like I said before... what's TV?
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 26, 2007 11:25:16 GMT -5
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 26, 2007 13:54:11 GMT -5
That's the first Billy and Mandy episode I watched! I was going to say cartoons would be improved by zombies, but then they beat me to it. XD There's another episode, "Jeffy's Web", that features zombie drag racers in a bit-part role.
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 26, 2007 17:00:19 GMT -5
Hmm I've been watching it, and so far not bad. Though I don't understand half of what's going on. On another note though, I absolutely DETEST youtube. Not for its quality of videos but for its quality of users. Have you seen half the comments for every single video there? It has the single, biggest group of unbelievably grammar and spelling deprived people in existence, who live for no purpose other than to harrass/flame. It's no better on Google video. WHY PEOPLE WHY??
Otherwise I'm perfectly fine with these things.
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