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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 26, 2007 17:08:41 GMT -5
I pretty much rape YouTube. I'll watch videos on there like crazy (especially anime, because I'm a cheapskate), but avoid reading the comments and haven't even signed up. =P I reap the crops other people sew and never sew any myself. Which, considering the idiocy of most of the other users, is probably just as well.
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 26, 2007 17:16:07 GMT -5
I think I'll look up "Zombie" and see what I get, I'll fill in the details of anything particularly interesting.
I don't watch videos very often, though occasionally The Simpsons and something called Robot Chicken. Though I did watch like 6 episodes of one anime on there. I rarely watch anime though.
My sister gets annoyed when I call an anime a "cartoon", she claims they're not the same thing! I just argue cartoon is the base level and anime is a directory. 32529593025rja. Cartoon = ANIMATION.
Zombies... zombie vehicles, like those ones in that one movie I cannot name. ALL of the cars in the entire city developed a mind of their own, it was scary back then when I watched it. I could hardly look when that kid got run over by a steam roller. Zombie vehicles would be cool in general though, as long as they weren't bent on killing everyone on earth.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 26, 2007 21:25:56 GMT -5
u r lyk soooo kewl i <3 u ur videos rawk i m ur bgst fan naruto sux azz omg i <3 dis u teh spaz
Given the example assembled from several comments above, I think the whole YouTube community would be improved by zombification. At least then they'd use proper capitalization and punctuation.
"Braaaiiinnnsss!"
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 27, 2007 14:30:57 GMT -5
Considering the lack of intelligence there, YouTube users may actually have the same power as Paris Hilton--that is, immunity to zombies.
The Bleedman forums on Snafu Comics would be improved by some zombie mods. Seriously, I've barely started browsing them and haven't even joined, and already I'm sick of all the threads to the effect of "WTF Bleedman? Why u stop Grim Tales/PPGD? This Sugar comic sux! [insert stream of angry emoticons here]." Hopefully, if they have enough brains to be angry, they have enough to provide a light snack for zombies.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 27, 2007 16:17:08 GMT -5
The zombies can spread them on crackers. Have you ever eaten humus with Triscuit? I imagine that's what brains on a cracker would look like. Ewww. I just totally grossed myself out!
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 27, 2007 17:29:45 GMT -5
Maybe the earth itself would be a zombie, it could go around eating other planets, and generally be bumbling nuisance to the galaxy.
Just what is humus?
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 27, 2007 17:41:27 GMT -5
It's a Greek appetizer, a dip made from ground up chickpeas and olive oil. I've seen it with roasted red pepper, garlic, and herbs added. Mmmm. I think I may need to go buy some now!
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 27, 2007 17:51:19 GMT -5
That does sound kind of good, though I personally like spinach dip for bread. Anyone remember Unicron from the Transformers? It was a giant planet that ate other planets, oh man it's funny just thinking about it. It was kind of like a zombie except it was instead of an actual planet, a gigantic robot (who also transormed to humanoid to planet). Kind of like the death star, but with pincer teeth.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 28, 2007 15:14:15 GMT -5
Dude, the death star totally should have had pincer teeth--and should have been infested with Zombie Storm Troopers. Now THAT would have made an awesome flick!
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 28, 2007 16:33:16 GMT -5
I think I'd actually watch the Star Wars movie if they'd gone in that direction with it!
Had another funeral today, and the OTHER priest mentioned zombies. He actually came out and said the "z-word!" I shit you not! He was standing up there, and yammering away about the resurrection, when suddenly, "And I don't mean like zombies and ghouls and Night of the Living Dead or Michael Jackson's Thriller!" He actually had a good point, but I thought it was hilarious he brought up zombies.
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Post by yugimew on Apr 29, 2007 1:15:13 GMT -5
I have an account on YouTube... I mostly use it to keep track of my favorite videos and people who upload episodes of stuff. Anyway... *wonders what Tintin with zombies would be like*
"Oh no, they got the Captain!" "Billions of blue blistering braaaiiiiinnnsssss!"
...And I just thought of a really strange question... since zombies eat, do they go to the bathroom?
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 29, 2007 14:31:15 GMT -5
Don't know what Tintin is... please don't kill me.
I don't know how to answer that, ask one and find out. I know a few hang out in walls in empty buildings to make people think they're haunted as their grown echos throughout the house.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 30, 2007 2:31:22 GMT -5
XD If TinTin had zombies, the dog should have been the zombie. It could go around eating people's brains unsuspected, because who really expects a dog to be a zombie? It could even become a running joke.
I wonder if perhaps zombies have reached 100% maximum efficiency. That would certainly be *ahem* ideal...
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 30, 2007 3:50:40 GMT -5
Speaking of zombies... I was just emotionally scarred for a good while recently. I was looking at the output of a pseudo random text generator (it puts certain nouns and verbs together), and it was designed with nightmares in mind. I seriously do not want to sleep tonight, I'm afraid of what I might dream of.
Here's a few exerts from this: A wand crashing through a hundred thousand frightening, beaten hearts. A million cripples eating a savage in a hell. An afterlife of intestines. A million mud covered skins crashing into a morbid, rotten monster on a angry, decaying graveyard of intestines. A planet crashing through a hundred eyes. A hundred billion zombies dreaming of an explosive, terrible golem in a mass grave of noses. A million gnarled, magical goddesses dissecting a leech over a loathsome canyon. An angel dining with a terrible pit of wood. A million widows exploding over a liver. A violated purgatory. A intestine crashing through a hundred planets. A dust covered retard burying a dying, murdered troll over a dust covered river of glass.
Please help me.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 30, 2007 17:21:38 GMT -5
O.o Those ARE really creepy. Where did you FIND this thing?
The zombie one is kinda fun though, simply because zombies fix everything.
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