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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 19, 2007 14:24:26 GMT -5
Pipe-Organ, I grant you the power to turn paper back into trees--but only if they have drawings on them, and you need over 5,000 sheets to make just one.
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 19, 2007 14:29:41 GMT -5
Poofie, you have the power to automatically give people "Easter Island Heads" when you don't want to listen to them anymore.
My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 19, 2007 21:47:30 GMT -5
Wasting entire nights reading Webcomics? I don't think I'll ever be able to sleep again!
Wolf, you now have the ability to always wake up four minutes before your alarm goes off.
My powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 19, 2007 22:03:13 GMT -5
Venom, I grant you the power to turn empty pizza boxes into burt toast.
My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees The ability to wake up four minutes before my alarm goes off
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 19, 2007 22:09:02 GMT -5
Wolf, I grant you the power to make people imagine giving you a high-five.
My Powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics. Power of turning empty pizza boxes into burnt toast.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 19, 2007 22:17:01 GMT -5
Venom, I grant you the ability to see purple turtles playing shuffleboard when you sneeze. My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees The ability to wake up four minutes before my alarm goes off The power to make people imagine giving me "high-five"
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 20, 2007 1:58:16 GMT -5
Pipe Organ, I give you this spell:
Spell: SHEEP 30 minute cooldown 85 mana Turn friendly targets into sheep for 20 second periods, after which they will be very unfriendly targets.
(Yeah, I've been playing too much WoW lately. I couldn't help myself. =P)
My powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself. Giving people "Easter Island Heads" when I don't want to listen to them anymore.
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 20, 2007 7:12:24 GMT -5
Poofiemus, you now have the power to spontaneously utter a foreign word every 34 English words.
My powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics. Power of turning empty pizza boxes into burnt toast.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 20, 2007 8:44:08 GMT -5
Venom, every other sketch you do randomly comes out as a nude (equal chance for male or female) no matter what you were trying to draw. (nothing really pornographic, they're just sans clothing. P.S.: Don't forget the purple turtles playing shuffleboard. ((see above posts)) ;D My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees The ability to wake up four minutes before my alarm goes off The power to make people imagine giving me "high-five" A spell to turn people into sheep for 20 second periods
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 20, 2007 9:32:36 GMT -5
Well jeese I can't believe I forgot to put that in there *foam bricked* *Lego bricked* *cinder blocked*. Whoops, that's no brick. *packaged peanut* *debit carded*
Wolf, everytime you step through a revolving door, you see four seconds into the past.
My Powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics. Power of turning empty pizza boxes into burnt toast. Seeing purple turtles playing shuffleboard when I sneeze. Every other sketch I do randomly comes out as a nude, no matter what I was doing.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 20, 2007 12:13:58 GMT -5
Venom, I grant you the power to instantly crush beverage cans with your mind as soon as you take that last sip.
My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees The ability to wake up four minutes before my alarm goes off The power to make people imagine giving me "high-five" A spell to turn people into sheep for 20 second periods When I step through a revolving door, I see 4 seconds into the past
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 20, 2007 14:29:19 GMT -5
Damn it! I have one that's perfect for Venom, but I keep missing the chance. Wolfie, I grant you the power to turn bedsheets into dance pads. My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself. Giving people "Easter Island Heads" when I don't want to listen to them anymore Spontaneously uttering a foreign word after every 34 English words
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 20, 2007 14:37:36 GMT -5
Next time Venom posts, I'll let you have it. ((Sorry Venom, not trying to plan your life! )) Poofie, I grant you the power transform bedroom slippers into stiletto high heels just by putting them on. My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees The ability to wake up four minutes before my alarm goes off The power to make people imagine giving me "high-five" A spell to turn people into sheep for 20 second periods When I step through a revolving door, I see 4 seconds into the past I can turn bed sheets into dance pads
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Post by madsniper on Apr 20, 2007 14:39:37 GMT -5
Pipey, I give you the power to turn useful pills into tictacs by eating them.
My Powers: wiping my hardrive by thinking about backing it up making people do back flips when I yawn
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 20, 2007 14:46:40 GMT -5
Hm...Snipes, I grant you the power to make any CD a blank one!
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself. Giving people "Easter Island Heads" when I don't want to listen to them anymore Spontaneously uttering a foreign word after every 34 English words Turning bedroom slippers into stilletto heels by putting them on
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