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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 20, 2007 16:41:27 GMT -5
Poofie, I grant you the power to read your pets' minds, but unfortunately, you can only do it when they're doing something gross.
My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees The ability to wake up four minutes before my alarm goes off The power to make people imagine giving me "high-five" A spell to turn people into sheep for 20 second periods When I step through a revolving door, I see 4 seconds into the past I can turn bed sheets into dance pads The power to turn useful pills into tictacs by eating them
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 20, 2007 16:54:15 GMT -5
¬.¬ I take it "Something Gross" is exactly what we do not want to picture zombies doing?
Pipe Organ, I grant you the power to BS any paper--and get the resultant C.
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself. Giving people "Easter Island Heads" when I don't want to listen to them anymore Spontaneously uttering a foreign word after every 34 English words Turning bedroom slippers into stilletto heels by putting them on Reading pet's minds when they are engaged in a rather disgusting activity.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 20, 2007 16:59:13 GMT -5
Well, it could also just be grooming themselves, too. Sorry, that doesn't really help, does it?
I give you the power to melt ice cream instantly.
My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees The ability to wake up four minutes before my alarm goes off The power to make people imagine giving me "high-five" A spell to turn people into sheep for 20 second periods When I step through a revolving door, I see 4 seconds into the past I can turn bed sheets into dance pads The power to turn useful pills into tictacs by eating them The power to BS a paper but only get a C on it
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 20, 2007 23:30:12 GMT -5
Wolf, I grant you the power to only talk to store managers when they're not looking.
My Powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics. Power of turning empty pizza boxes into burnt toast. Seeing purple turtles playing shuffleboard when I sneeze. Every other sketch I do randomly comes out as a nude, no matter what I was doing. Power to instantly crush a beverage can as soon as I take the last sip.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 22, 2007 2:31:13 GMT -5
Venomeye, I give you the power to unconciously change the subject of your computer screen to p0rn--every time your parents or boss walks in the room. Imagine how they would react to seeing THAT on your giant screen!
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself. Giving people "Easter Island Heads" when I don't want to listen to them anymore Spontaneously uttering a foreign word after every 34 English words Turning bedroom slippers into stilletto heels by putting them on Reading pet's minds when they are engaged in a rather disgusting activity. Instantly melting ice cream
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 22, 2007 4:24:47 GMT -5
That would be just........ awful. How would I explain that it was "my powers" doing it? I would be so dead. Poofiemus, I have granted you the power to switch the elevator music of the current elevator to Nightwish when you step in. My Powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics. Power of turning empty pizza boxes into burnt toast. Seeing purple turtles playing shuffleboard when I sneeze. Every other sketch I do randomly comes out as a nude, no matter what I was doing. Power to instantly crush a beverage can as soon as I take the last sip. Unconciously changing the contents of my computer screen to porn whenever my boss/parents walk in.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 22, 2007 13:20:29 GMT -5
Dude! Now I need to find more buildings with elevators; that's an AWESOME power!!
Venomeye, I grant you the power to turn your fingers into cacti for one-minute periods of time.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 22, 2007 16:03:04 GMT -5
Poofie, I grant you the power to put holes in peoples' socks at will.
My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees The ability to wake up four minutes before my alarm goes off The power to make people imagine giving me "high-five" A spell to turn people into sheep for 20 second periods When I step through a revolving door, I see 4 seconds into the past I can turn bed sheets into dance pads The power to turn useful pills into tictacs by eating them The power to BS a paper but only get a C on it I can only talk to store managers when they're not looking
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 22, 2007 16:29:45 GMT -5
Wolf, I grant you the power to inspire blind people with confidence in their driving ability.
My Powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics. Power of turning empty pizza boxes into burnt toast. Seeing purple turtles playing shuffleboard when I sneeze. Every other sketch I do randomly comes out as a nude, no matter what I was doing. Power to instantly crush a beverage can as soon as I take the last sip. Unconciously changing the contents of my computer screen to porn whenever my boss/parents walk in. Power to turn my fingers into cacti for one-minute periods of time.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 22, 2007 17:37:11 GMT -5
Venom, I give you the power to shatter CD's whenever you pull one out of the case.
My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees The ability to wake up four minutes before my alarm goes off The power to make people imagine giving me "high-five" A spell to turn people into sheep for 20 second periods When I step through a revolving door, I see 4 seconds into the past I can turn bed sheets into dance pads The power to turn useful pills into tictacs by eating them The power to BS a paper but only get a C on it I can only talk to store managers when they're not looking I inspire blind people to have confidence in their driving ability.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 22, 2007 19:27:37 GMT -5
Wow, Pipe Organ is already a significant minor character! \o/
I grant you the power to turn Macs to Windows, but not back again.
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself. Giving people "Easter Island Heads" when I don't want to listen to them anymore Spontaneously uttering a foreign word after every 34 English words Turning bedroom slippers into stilletto heels by putting them on Reading pet's minds when they are engaged in a rather disgusting activity. Instantly melting ice cream Making Nightwish play in any elevator I enter Putting holes into people's socks at will.
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 22, 2007 20:46:29 GMT -5
Congratulations on your promotion to significant minor character! I salute you Lieutenant.
Poofiemus, I grant you the ability to make anybody that passes you think about Homer Simpson.
My Powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics. Power of turning empty pizza boxes into burnt toast. Seeing purple turtles playing shuffleboard when I sneeze. Every other sketch I do randomly comes out as a nude, no matter what I was doing. Power to instantly crush a beverage can as soon as I take the last sip. Unconciously changing the contents of my computer screen to porn whenever my boss/parents walk in. Power to turn my fingers into cacti for one-minute periods of time. I shatter a CD whenever I pull it out of the case. D'oh!
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 22, 2007 21:36:39 GMT -5
*glances up at her profile* Whoah! Over 100 posts in four days!!!! See why I was worried about overstaying my welcome? Man, I love it here, though. Okay... Venom, I grant you the power to turn chocolate pudding into Tapioca. My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees The ability to wake up four minutes before my alarm goes off The power to make people imagine giving me "high-five" A spell to turn people into sheep for 20 second periods When I step through a revolving door, I see 4 seconds into the past I can turn bed sheets into dance pads The power to turn useful pills into tictacs by eating them The power to BS a paper but only get a C on it I can only talk to store managers when they're not looking I inspire blind people to have confidence in their driving ability I can turn Mac OS into Windows, but not back again.
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 22, 2007 21:44:33 GMT -5
Heh heh, I'm almost there myself, what can I say? I love talking to you guys. mmmm Tapioca.
Wolf, everytime you play a cassette tape, it always plays the opposite side.
My powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics. Power of turning empty pizza boxes into burnt toast. Seeing purple turtles playing shuffleboard when I sneeze. Every other sketch I do randomly comes out as a nude, no matter what I was doing. Power to instantly crush a beverage can as soon as I take the last sip. Unconciously changing the contents of my computer screen to porn whenever my boss/parents walk in. Power to turn my fingers into cacti for one-minute periods of time. I shatter a CD whenever I pull it out of the case. D'oh! Power to turn chocolate pudding into Tapioca pudding
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 23, 2007 0:10:47 GMT -5
Venomeye, I grant you the power to make other people see what you do when listening to music--but only when you don't want to disturb them.
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself. Giving people "Easter Island Heads" when I don't want to listen to them anymore Spontaneously uttering a foreign word after every 34 English words Turning bedroom slippers into stilletto heels by putting them on Reading pet's minds when they are engaged in a rather disgusting activity. Instantly melting ice cream Making Nightwish play in any elevator I enter Putting holes into people's socks at will. Making anyone passing by me think about Homer Simpson
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