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Post by Bryce Mataya on Apr 23, 2007 1:06:13 GMT -5
Poofie, I grant you the ability of....
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 23, 2007 1:12:36 GMT -5
XD!!
Bryce, I grant you the power to spin at a rate of 100 revolutions per minute, while balanced on your head.
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself. Giving people "Easter Island Heads" when I don't want to listen to them anymore Spontaneously uttering a foreign word after every 34 English words Turning bedroom slippers into stilletto heels by putting them on Reading pet's minds when they are engaged in a rather disgusting activity. Instantly melting ice cream Making Nightwish play in any elevator I enter Putting holes into people's socks at will. Making anyone passing by me think about Homer Simpson SPOOOOOOON GUUUUUAAAAAARD
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cory5412
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Post by cory5412 on Apr 23, 2007 1:52:10 GMT -5
Poofie, I grant you the power to impress anybody with your DDR powers.
My powers: none yet.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 23, 2007 3:06:50 GMT -5
...Does this mean I'm now capable of 10 step heavies!?! *hopeful look*
Cory, I grant you the power to conjugate German words by Japanese rules.
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself. Giving people "Easter Island Heads" when I don't want to listen to them anymore Spontaneously uttering a foreign word after every 34 English words Turning bedroom slippers into stilletto heels by putting them on Reading pet's minds when they are engaged in a rather disgusting activity. Instantly melting ice cream Making Nightwish play in any elevator I enter Putting holes into people's socks at will. Making anyone passing by me think about Homer Simpson SPOOOOOOON GUUUUUAAAAAARD Impressing anyone with my DDR powers
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 23, 2007 7:39:44 GMT -5
*has no idea what a 10 step heavie is*
Poofie, I grant you the abililty to print documents off your computer in any language but English.
My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees The ability to wake up four minutes before my alarm goes off The power to make people imagine giving me "high-five" A spell to turn people into sheep for 20 second periods When I step through a revolving door, I see 4 seconds into the past I can turn bed sheets into dance pads The power to turn useful pills into tictacs by eating them The power to BS a paper but only get a C on it I can only talk to store managers when they're not looking I inspire blind people to have confidence in their driving ability I can turn Mac OS into Windows, but not back again Every time I play a cassette tape, it plays the wrong side
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 23, 2007 10:05:31 GMT -5
Wolf, I grant you the power morph into a debit card any time you want.
My powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics. Power of turning empty pizza boxes into burnt toast. Seeing purple turtles playing shuffleboard when I sneeze. Every other sketch I do randomly comes out as a nude, no matter what I was doing. Power to instantly crush a beverage can as soon as I take the last sip. Unconciously changing the contents of my computer screen to porn whenever my boss/parents walk in. Power to turn my fingers into cacti for one-minute periods of time. I shatter a CD whenever I pull it out of the case. D'oh! Power to turn chocolate pudding into Tapioca pudding I can make people see what I subconsciously visualise when I listen to music, but when it's not disturbing.
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Post by cory5412 on Apr 23, 2007 11:51:43 GMT -5
Venomeye, I give you the power to find exact change for any purchase with less than 50¢ of change. My powers: Conjugating German verbs by German rules. As far as the 10-step Heavy thing goes - only for the one song.
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 23, 2007 12:53:19 GMT -5
If I read that correctly, that means I magically take out exactly the change I need for anything worth less than 50 cents? Or does it mean when I'm ringing up a sale and someone needs less then fifty cents back? I have no idea.
Cory, I grant you the power to will the Pope's hat to turn itself backwards while he is giving a speech.
My Powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics. Power of turning empty pizza boxes into burnt toast. Seeing purple turtles playing shuffleboard when I sneeze. Every other sketch I do randomly comes out as a nude, no matter what I was doing. Power to instantly crush a beverage can as soon as I take the last sip. Unconciously changing the contents of my computer screen to porn whenever my boss/parents walk in. Power to turn my fingers into cacti for one-minute periods of time. I shatter a CD whenever I pull it out of the case. D'oh! Power to turn chocolate pudding into Tapioca pudding I can make people see what I subconsciously visualise when I listen to music, but when it's not disturbing. Whenever I make a purchase less than fifty cents, I can magically pull out exact change.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 23, 2007 13:47:19 GMT -5
Venomeye, I grant you the power to turn fanfiction into crunchy crackers. But the quality of the cracker is directly related to the quality of the fanfiction, so most of your crackers are inedible!
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself. Giving people "Easter Island Heads" when I don't want to listen to them anymore Spontaneously uttering a foreign word after every 34 English words Turning bedroom slippers into stilletto heels by putting them on Reading pet's minds when they are engaged in a rather disgusting activity. Instantly melting ice cream Making Nightwish play in any elevator I enter Putting holes into people's socks at will. Making anyone passing by me think about Homer Simpson SPOOOOOOON GUUUUUAAAAAARD Impressing anyone with my DDR powers Printing documents in any language but English
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 23, 2007 14:02:25 GMT -5
Poofie, I grant the ability for you to spawn horrific fanfic whenever you try to do a research paper. Venom will never run out of crackers again. My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees The ability to wake up four minutes before my alarm goes off The power to make people imagine giving me "high-five" A spell to turn people into sheep for 20 second periods When I step through a revolving door, I see 4 seconds into the past I can turn bed sheets into dance pads The power to turn useful pills into tictacs by eating them The power to BS a paper but only get a C on it I can only talk to store managers when they're not looking I inspire blind people to have confidence in their driving ability I can turn Mac OS into Windows, but not back again Every time I play a cassette tape, it plays the wrong side I can morph into a debit card at will
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 23, 2007 14:34:51 GMT -5
...Oh dear... oh dear... that means matzo. Lots of matzo.
Wolf, I grant you the power to raise zombie Lego men to go about their own will
My Powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics. Power of turning empty pizza boxes into burnt toast. Seeing purple turtles playing shuffleboard when I sneeze. Every other sketch I do randomly comes out as a nude, no matter what I was doing. Power to instantly crush a beverage can as soon as I take the last sip. Unconciously changing the contents of my computer screen to porn whenever my boss/parents walk in. Power to turn my fingers into cacti for one-minute periods of time. I shatter a CD whenever I pull it out of the case. D'oh! Power to turn chocolate pudding into Tapioca pudding I can make people see what I subconsciously visualise when I listen to music, but when it's not disturbing. Whenever I make a purchase less than fifty cents, I can magically pull out exact change. I turn fanfiction into crunchy crackers, with the crackers having the qualities of the fanfiction.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 23, 2007 15:01:57 GMT -5
Hmm. I think I like that power. ;D
Venom, I grant you the power to make dogs imagine they're having their bellies rubbed.
My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees The ability to wake up four minutes before my alarm goes off The power to make people imagine giving me "high-five" A spell to turn people into sheep for 20 second periods When I step through a revolving door, I see 4 seconds into the past I can turn bed sheets into dance pads The power to turn useful pills into tictacs by eating them The power to BS a paper but only get a C on it I can only talk to store managers when they're not looking I inspire blind people to have confidence in their driving ability I can turn Mac OS into Windows, but not back again Every time I play a cassette tape, it plays the wrong side I can morph into a debit card at will I can raise Lego men into zombies that can go about their own will
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 23, 2007 16:37:28 GMT -5
I have about eighty pounds of legos in a giant camping storage container. I want to go get them out again but it's so hard to carry around.
Wolf, I grant you the power to adjust the color levels on the person's monitor you're currently talking to.
My Powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics. Power of turning empty pizza boxes into burnt toast. Seeing purple turtles playing shuffleboard when I sneeze. Every other sketch I do randomly comes out as a nude, no matter what I was doing. Power to instantly crush a beverage can as soon as I take the last sip. Unconciously changing the contents of my computer screen to porn whenever my boss/parents walk in. Power to turn my fingers into cacti for one-minute periods of time. I shatter a CD whenever I pull it out of the case. D'oh! Power to turn chocolate pudding into Tapioca pudding I can make people see what I subconsciously visualise when I listen to music, but when it's not disturbing. Whenever I make a purchase less than fifty cents, I can magically pull out exact change. I turn fanfiction into crunchy crackers, with the crackers having the qualities of the fanfiction. Power to make dogs imagine they're having their bellies rubbed.
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Post by Bryce Mataya on Apr 24, 2007 5:03:15 GMT -5
Venom, you now have the ability to fwap anybody who's subject line begins with "Re:". I suggest getting to work....
My Powers:
- Spin at a rate of 100 revolutions per minute, while balanced on my head.
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 24, 2007 9:34:51 GMT -5
*spider squished* Byrce, you have the power involuntarily recite random lines of the Declaration of Independence while talking.
My Powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics. Power of turning empty pizza boxes into burnt toast. Seeing purple turtles playing shuffleboard when I sneeze. Every other sketch I do randomly comes out as a nude, no matter what I was doing. Power to instantly crush a beverage can as soon as I take the last sip. Unconciously changing the contents of my computer screen to porn whenever my boss/parents walk in. Power to turn my fingers into cacti for one-minute periods of time. I shatter a CD whenever I pull it out of the case. D'oh! Power to turn chocolate pudding into Tapioca pudding I can make people see what I subconsciously visualise when I listen to music, but when it's not disturbing. Whenever I make a purchase less than fifty cents, I can magically pull out exact change. I turn fanfiction into crunchy crackers, with the crackers having the qualities of the fanfiction. Power to make dogs imagine they're having their bellies rubbed. Can fwap anybody whose subject line begins with "Re:".
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