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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 17, 2007 23:25:24 GMT -5
In this time-wasting game, you get to bestow superpowers upon your fellow posters! The catch, however, is that every power you bestow must be completely useless.
You bestow a power every time you post to the person who posted before you. For example, let's say Timothy posts. Natalie posts after him, saying something like this:
"Timothy, I grant you the power to make paper airplanes out of gum wrappers."
Then Regolith posts after Natalie, granting her an equally useless power, say, "Natalie, I grant you the ability to dial your phone through telekinesis."
The cycle just keeps on going forever for as long as people keep posting. Have at it!
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Post by madsniper on Apr 18, 2007 13:35:27 GMT -5
Poofie, I grant you the power of turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for 3 minutes.
My powers: nuthin yet
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 18, 2007 13:58:25 GMT -5
XD! Awesome. I'll use that for my dad; for some reason he likes his coffee cold.
Snipes, I grant you the ability to wipe your hard drive by thinking about backing it up.
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 18, 2007 14:02:14 GMT -5
Poofie, I grant you the ability to change peoples' hair into floral arrangements by snapping your fingers!
My powers: Nothing
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 18, 2007 14:08:02 GMT -5
Pipe Organ, I grant you the ability to cook anything instantly, but only if there are copious ammounts of alchohol in the recipe.
That power you gave me reminds me of a book I read when I was a kid where the protagonist had ridiculously long hair that she arranged in the most ridiculous ways. XD
My powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers
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Post by madsniper on Apr 18, 2007 14:14:45 GMT -5
Lol. Poofie, you really seems to want to get Pipe-Organ drunk, so I'm granting you the power to make Pipe-organ drunk over the internet.^^ But only her, nobody else.
My Powers: to wipe my hard drive by thinking about backing it up. (Do'h, I thought about it again! crap)
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 18, 2007 14:18:16 GMT -5
*hic!* Tshish ish phunn! I's likeys Poofiesh powersh! LOL! That's really funny! Snipes, I grant you the power to make people do backflips when you yawn! My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 18, 2007 14:21:37 GMT -5
Hey, she asked for it. Hm...Pipe Organ, I grant you the ability to hear grass grow. My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 18, 2007 17:10:53 GMT -5
Poofie, I grant you the ability to play "Bananaphone" every time you turn an MP3 player on.
My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 18, 2007 23:32:07 GMT -5
Pipe Organ Wolf, I grant you the power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours.
My Powers: No powers. I am powerless.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 18, 2007 23:39:24 GMT -5
Venom, I grant you the power to make your toenails grow at will.
My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 19, 2007 0:27:00 GMT -5
Pipe Organ, I grant you the power to make good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen.
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on
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Post by Venomeye on Apr 19, 2007 0:38:36 GMT -5
Poofiemus, you now have the power to instantly drain the batteries out of your wrist watch.
My Powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will.
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Post by Poofiemus on Apr 19, 2007 0:59:41 GMT -5
That's doubly useless, considering that I have a pendant watch, not a wristwatch. XD
Venomeye, I grant you the power to waste entire nights reading webcomics.
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on Apr 19, 2007 12:05:33 GMT -5
Poofie, I grant you the power to make dogs chase their tails just by looking at them. ((P.S.: The constant spinning makes you sort of dizzy. )) My powers: I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol The ability to hear grass grow The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen
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