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Post by Venomeye on Apr 30, 2007 19:26:25 GMT -5
I wish to reference my nightmare text file for some useless powers, but then that would be cheating.
Wolf, whenever you hand money money to someone, it turns into Monopoly play money.
My Powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics. Power of turning empty pizza boxes into burnt toast. Seeing purple turtles playing shuffleboard when I sneeze. Every other sketch I do randomly comes out as a nude, no matter what I was doing. Power to instantly crush a beverage can as soon as I take the last sip. Unconciously changing the contents of my computer screen to porn whenever my boss/parents walk in. Power to turn my fingers into cacti for one-minute periods of time. I shatter a CD whenever I pull it out of the case. D'oh! Power to turn chocolate pudding into Tapioca pudding I can make people see what I subconsciously visualise when I listen to music, but when it's not disturbing. Whenever I make a purchase less than fifty cents, I can magically pull out exact change. I turn fanfiction into crunchy crackers, with the crackers having the qualities of the fanfiction. Power to make dogs imagine they're having their bellies rubbed. Can fwap anybody whose subject line begins with "Re:". My lottery tickets always have the last number wrong, but the others are all right. I can draw perfect humans with a computer mouse now, but they will all end up naked. When dialing a phone, everytime I try to hit a number I always hit two at once. Power to emerge randomly from people's televisions. Power to turn out a complilation of Gary Larson's strangest Far Side comics and give it to my dumbest friends. Turning every beverage into a glass of cottage cheese. Making people's left foot itch at will. Summoning an imp the size of my thumbnail to do my bidding. Playing CDs backwards when I insert them upside down.
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Post by Poofiemus on May 3, 2007 18:12:53 GMT -5
Venom, whenever you need to defend yourself, your clothing turns into a girl's sailor fuuku (that is, skimpy anime-like sailor outfit) and your hair becomes pink pigtails, but you're still a guy, and for some reason you suddenly have very, very hairy legs disturbingly showcased by the very, very short skirt.
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself. Giving people "Easter Island Heads" when I don't want to listen to them anymore Spontaneously uttering a foreign word after every 34 English words Turning bedroom slippers into stilletto heels by putting them on Reading pet's minds when they are engaged in a rather disgusting activity. Instantly melting ice cream Making Nightwish play in any elevator I enter Putting holes into people's socks at will. Making anyone passing by me think about Homer Simpson SPOOOOOOON GUUUUUAAAAAARD Impressing anyone with my DDR powers Printing documents in any language but English Writing horrible fanficition every time I need to write a paper Using the wrong punctuation with every sentence I write Spontaneously becoming 14 feet tall every 8 hours Deriving my just powers from the consent of the governed The power to turn invisible when no one is looking The power to turn shedded dog hair into lima beans Making people go emo in a corner over spilt water Sprouting moose antlers when I need to go through a narrow doorway Turning crunchy peanut butter into creamy just by opening the can The ability to make movies about malnourished skulls exploding across a world of rust Making cats flick their right ears whenever I talk to them
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on May 3, 2007 20:11:57 GMT -5
Poofie, I grant you the power to make me go blind when Venom turns "fuuku".
My powers: ~I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol ~The ability to hear grass grow ~The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours ~Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen ~Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees ~The ability to wake up four minutes before my alarm goes off ~The power to make people imagine giving me "high-five" ~A spell to turn people into sheep for 20 second periods ~When I step through a revolving door, I see 4 seconds into the past ~I can turn bed sheets into dance pads ~The power to turn useful pills into tictacs by eating them ~The power to BS a paper but only get a C on it ~I can only talk to store managers when they're not looking ~I inspire blind people to have confidence in their driving ability ~I can turn Mac OS into Windows, but not back again ~Every time I play a cassette tape, it plays the wrong side ~I can morph into a debit card at will ~I can raise Lego men into zombies that can go about their own will ~I can adjust the color levels of the monitor of the person I'm talking to. ~The power of WERE-MOOSE (Chibi Style) ~The power to talk to plants ~I can brush my teeth as fast as the Flash ~I can zap anyone's tie into a new color ~The power to make random people start singing "Re: Your Brains", the Easter Island Head song, and "Doobee Doowop Communication" whenever I want ~Everytime I approach a painting, it flips upside down ~The power to teach fish to fart on command ~The power to turn real money into Monopoly money when I try to spend it
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Post by Poofiemus on May 3, 2007 22:38:46 GMT -5
Lol! Nice choice!
Pipe Organ, I grant you the power to make me go deaf when Venom "goes fuuku" as you put it. XD Very, very useless.
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself. Giving people "Easter Island Heads" when I don't want to listen to them anymore Spontaneously uttering a foreign word after every 34 English words Turning bedroom slippers into stilletto heels by putting them on Reading pet's minds when they are engaged in a rather disgusting activity. Instantly melting ice cream Making Nightwish play in any elevator I enter Putting holes into people's socks at will. Making anyone passing by me think about Homer Simpson SPOOOOOOON GUUUUUAAAAAARD Impressing anyone with my DDR powers Printing documents in any language but English Writing horrible fanficition every time I need to write a paper Using the wrong punctuation with every sentence I write Spontaneously becoming 14 feet tall every 8 hours Deriving my just powers from the consent of the governed The power to turn invisible when no one is looking The power to turn shedded dog hair into lima beans Making people go emo in a corner over spilt water Sprouting moose antlers when I need to go through a narrow doorway Turning crunchy peanut butter into creamy just by opening the can The ability to make movies about malnourished skulls exploding across a world of rust Making cats flick their right ears whenever I talk to them Making Pipe Organ blind whenever Venom goes fuuku
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Post by Venomeye on May 8, 2007 3:47:31 GMT -5
Unbelievable. Just unbelievable. I have no words.
Linking powers now are we?
Poofiemus, I grant you the power to make a man in Russia laugh somewhere whenever you open a door.
My Powers: Power to make my toenails grow at will. I can waste entire nights reading webcomics. Power of turning empty pizza boxes into burnt toast. Seeing purple turtles playing shuffleboard when I sneeze. Every other sketch I do randomly comes out as a nude, no matter what I was doing. Power to instantly crush a beverage can as soon as I take the last sip. Unconciously changing the contents of my computer screen to porn whenever my boss/parents walk in. Power to turn my fingers into cacti for one-minute periods of time. I shatter a CD whenever I pull it out of the case. D'oh! Power to turn chocolate pudding into Tapioca pudding I can make people see what I subconsciously visualise when I listen to music, but when it's not disturbing. Whenever I make a purchase less than fifty cents, I can magically pull out exact change. I turn fanfiction into crunchy crackers, with the crackers having the qualities of the fanfiction. Power to make dogs imagine they're having their bellies rubbed. Can fwap anybody whose subject line begins with "Re:". My lottery tickets always have the last number wrong, but the others are all right. I can draw perfect humans with a computer mouse now, but they will all end up naked. When dialing a phone, everytime I try to hit a number I always hit two at once. Power to emerge randomly from people's televisions. Power to turn out a complilation of Gary Larson's strangest Far Side comics and give it to my dumbest friends. Turning every beverage into a glass of cottage cheese. Making people's left foot itch at will. Summoning an imp the size of my thumbnail to do my bidding. Playing CDs backwards when I insert them upside down. In a situation of self-defense, my clothing transforms into a salior fuuku, my hair turns into pink pig-tails and all while my legs grow very hairy along with a very²°² short skirt to "showcase" them. Dear God.
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Post by Poofiemus on May 9, 2007 15:53:15 GMT -5
*laughs evilly* This is what happens when you don't get into Sailor Moon until you find the subs on YouTube in college. XD
And yes, linking powers.
Which leads me to this: When you go fuuku, you can now take CDs out of cases and break them according to your previously alloted power, and throw the shards at people. You only hit them 25% of the time, but who cares? The shards glow!
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself. Giving people "Easter Island Heads" when I don't want to listen to them anymore Spontaneously uttering a foreign word after every 34 English words Turning bedroom slippers into stilletto heels by putting them on Reading pet's minds when they are engaged in a rather disgusting activity. Instantly melting ice cream Making Nightwish play in any elevator I enter Putting holes into people's socks at will. Making anyone passing by me think about Homer Simpson SPOOOOOOON GUUUUUAAAAAARD Impressing anyone with my DDR powers Printing documents in any language but English Writing horrible fanficition every time I need to write a paper Using the wrong punctuation with every sentence I write Spontaneously becoming 14 feet tall every 8 hours Deriving my just powers from the consent of the governed The power to turn invisible when no one is looking The power to turn shedded dog hair into lima beans Making people go emo in a corner over spilt water Sprouting moose antlers when I need to go through a narrow doorway Turning crunchy peanut butter into creamy just by opening the can The ability to make movies about malnourished skulls exploding across a world of rust Making cats flick their right ears whenever I talk to them Making Pipe Organ blind whenever Venom goes fuuku Making a random guy in Russia laugh whenever I open a door.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on May 9, 2007 16:18:12 GMT -5
Poofie, I grant you the power to make dogs roll their eyes when you sneeze.
My powers: ~I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol ~The ability to hear grass grow ~The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours ~Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen ~Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees ~The ability to wake up four minutes before my alarm goes off ~The power to make people imagine giving me "high-five" ~A spell to turn people into sheep for 20 second periods ~When I step through a revolving door, I see 4 seconds into the past ~I can turn bed sheets into dance pads ~The power to turn useful pills into tictacs by eating them ~The power to BS a paper but only get a C on it ~I can only talk to store managers when they're not looking ~I inspire blind people to have confidence in their driving ability ~I can turn Mac OS into Windows, but not back again ~Every time I play a cassette tape, it plays the wrong side ~I can morph into a debit card at will ~I can raise Lego men into zombies that can go about their own will ~I can adjust the color levels of the monitor of the person I'm talking to. ~The power of WERE-MOOSE (Chibi Style) ~The power to talk to plants ~I can brush my teeth as fast as the Flash ~I can zap anyone's tie into a new color ~The power to make random people start singing "Re: Your Brains", the Easter Island Head song, and "Doobee Doowop Communication" whenever I want ~Everytime I approach a painting, it flips upside down ~The power to teach fish to fart on command ~The power to turn real money into Monopoly money when I try to spend it ~Making Poofie deaf when Venom goes "fuuku"
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Post by Poofiemus on May 15, 2007 22:30:44 GMT -5
Pipe Organ Wolf, I grant you the power to make classical music recordings play at random in grocery stores.
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself. Giving people "Easter Island Heads" when I don't want to listen to them anymore Spontaneously uttering a foreign word after every 34 English words Turning bedroom slippers into stilletto heels by putting them on Reading pet's minds when they are engaged in a rather disgusting activity. Instantly melting ice cream Making Nightwish play in any elevator I enter Putting holes into people's socks at will. Making anyone passing by me think about Homer Simpson SPOOOOOOON GUUUUUAAAAAARD Impressing anyone with my DDR powers Printing documents in any language but English Writing horrible fanficition every time I need to write a paper Using the wrong punctuation with every sentence I write Spontaneously becoming 14 feet tall every 8 hours Deriving my just powers from the consent of the governed The power to turn invisible when no one is looking The power to turn shedded dog hair into lima beans Making people go emo in a corner over spilt water Sprouting moose antlers when I need to go through a narrow doorway Turning crunchy peanut butter into creamy just by opening the can The ability to make movies about malnourished skulls exploding across a world of rust Making cats flick their right ears whenever I talk to them Making Pipe Organ blind whenever Venom goes fuuku Making a random guy in Russia laugh whenever I open a door. Making dogs roll their eyes when I sneeze.
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Post by Pipe Organ Wolf on May 15, 2007 22:44:22 GMT -5
Now that would be a totally awesome power! I could've used that today!
Poofie, I grant you the power to turn gourmet mustard into cheap yellow mustard whenever you open the bottle.
My powers: ~I can cook anything instantly if it contains copious abounts of alchohol ~The ability to hear grass grow ~The power to fly for the duration of an average camera's shutter speed every four hours ~Turn good Japanese restaurant ramen into crappy American instant ramen ~Turn 5.000 sheets of paper with drawings on them back into trees ~The ability to wake up four minutes before my alarm goes off ~The power to make people imagine giving me "high-five" ~A spell to turn people into sheep for 20 second periods ~When I step through a revolving door, I see 4 seconds into the past ~I can turn bed sheets into dance pads ~The power to turn useful pills into tictacs by eating them ~The power to BS a paper but only get a C on it ~I can only talk to store managers when they're not looking ~I inspire blind people to have confidence in their driving ability ~I can turn Mac OS into Windows, but not back again ~Every time I play a cassette tape, it plays the wrong side ~I can morph into a debit card at will ~I can raise Lego men into zombies that can go about their own will ~I can adjust the color levels of the monitor of the person I'm talking to. ~The power of WERE-MOOSE (Chibi Style) ~The power to talk to plants ~I can brush my teeth as fast as the Flash ~I can zap anyone's tie into a new color ~The power to make random people start singing "Re: Your Brains", the Easter Island Head song, and "Doobee Doowop Communication" whenever I want ~Everytime I approach a painting, it flips upside down ~The power to teach fish to fart on command ~The power to turn real money into Monopoly money when I try to spend it ~Making Poofie deaf when Venom goes "fuuku" ~The power to randomly make Classical Music play at grocery stores.
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Post by Poofiemus on May 15, 2007 23:17:18 GMT -5
I can use that to annoy my dad! (I don't like mustard at all, so it has no direct effect on me. =P)
I grant you the power to make it rain for three minutes in a one-foot square space once every three days.
My Powers: Turning hot coffee into cold coffee by glaring at it for three minutes Turning people's hair into floral arrangements by snapping my fingers Making Pipe-Organ drunk over the internet Making "Bananaphone" play every time I turn an MP3 player on Draining the batteries out of my (nonexistant) wristwatch Making dogs chase their tails just by looking at them, with the side effect of becoming dizzy myself. Giving people "Easter Island Heads" when I don't want to listen to them anymore Spontaneously uttering a foreign word after every 34 English words Turning bedroom slippers into stilletto heels by putting them on Reading pet's minds when they are engaged in a rather disgusting activity. Instantly melting ice cream Making Nightwish play in any elevator I enter Putting holes into people's socks at will. Making anyone passing by me think about Homer Simpson SPOOOOOOON GUUUUUAAAAAARD Impressing anyone with my DDR powers Printing documents in any language but English Writing horrible fanficition every time I need to write a paper Using the wrong punctuation with every sentence I write Spontaneously becoming 14 feet tall every 8 hours Deriving my just powers from the consent of the governed The power to turn invisible when no one is looking The power to turn shedded dog hair into lima beans Making people go emo in a corner over spilt water Sprouting moose antlers when I need to go through a narrow doorway Turning crunchy peanut butter into creamy just by opening the can The ability to make movies about malnourished skulls exploding across a world of rust Making cats flick their right ears whenever I talk to them Making Pipe Organ blind whenever Venom goes fuuku Making a random guy in Russia laugh whenever I open a door. Making dogs roll their eyes when I sneeze. Turning gray mustard into crappy yellow mustard when I open the bottle
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